LeMons: Arse-Freeze-a-Palooza Teams 2009

Not actually a race car; driver lost, refuses to stop for directions.

Not actually a race car; driver lost, refuses to stop for directions.


Well, for those of you who have been waiting with baited breath, the information has been set free from the stony clutches of Assistant Perpetrator and Also Culpable Nick Pon.
From a personal perspective, we can’t even say how excited we are to see teams from Canada making the long trek. One, in fact, is coming from Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta; this means they are driving right past my house when they go, and the fact that they haven’t ed me to request that I join them on their adventure I can only chalk up to a mistaken oversight of the most egregious proportions.
Of particular note is the sheer number of teams: almost 160, by our best reckoning (ie, counting) presumably including some alternate teams. Just think; by lap five, almost 100 of those will have exploded into fiery balls of shrapnel and transmission fluid.
Image credit to Murilee the Saucy Minx over at .

car numberteam namecar year/manufacturer/modelcaptain city/stateteam url
1San Jose Scalawags1920/Mazda/Mx 5SAN JOSE/CA[email protected]
2Team InternationOLVO (aka Damn Foreigners)1983/Volvo/240 TurboPort Coquitlam/BChttp://volvo240turbo.blogspot.com/
3Snowspeeder Pilots Association1985/toyota/mr2Ashland/ORhttp://beater-car.blogspot.com/
4Knights of the round track1986/Toyota/MR2Salt Lake City/Utahstickfigureracing.blogspot.com/
5Project FATE1986/Nissan/300zxAlbany/CAprojectfate.wordpress.com
7Wedginator iii1976/Triumph/TR7Redwood City/California
8Team King Crab1995/BMW/325iRoseville/CABuilding
9Group of Foolz1983/BMW/533iWhittier/Californiagroupoffools.com
10The Sharks1983/BMW/528eLos Angeles/CAwww.peasantracing.com
11Los Cerdos Voladores1995/Plymouth/NeonCorona/California
12Blood Drive/Arcane Racing1978/BMW/530iFresno/ca
13Pearl Harbor Racing1981/Datsun/200sxSan Jose/CAOld Name website: http://datsundingbats.blogspot.com/ Other online documentation: http://www.mowersclan.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=45
14$14 The Hard Way1995/Volkswagen/Golf GLValencia/CAhpdlemons.shutterfly.com
15E=MC HAMMERED1987/bmw/325esacramento/ca
16Lipstick on a Pig1991/nissan/sentraMiranda/CA
17Bunny With A Pancake On Its Head1983/VW/RabbitUnion City/CAbunnywithapancakeonitshead.blogspot.com/
18Squadra Volante1979/Alfa Romeo/Alfetta GTVBerkeley/CA
19ZZ Uber Das Driver: Uncle Uber is Back!1984/Volksvagen!/GtiLos Gatos /Cawww.Buy-Cell.com
21The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys1988/Peugeot/505 turbo SRenton/WAteamlemon.blogspot.com
224 R’s (aka 501k)1989/VW/JettaConcord/CA
23Formula BMW1986/BMW/325ESanta Clara/CAwww.rahulnair.net/blog/category/motorsport/24-hours-of-lemons/
24PIT CREW REVENGE1995/honda /civic coupediscovery bay /ca
25Team Red Beer1989/Toyota/CamryTruckee/CAqualityautomotiveandsmog.com
26Carpet Pissers1985/Honda/CRXBerkeley/CA
27Mark’s Wife Won’t Let Him Drive1987/Porsche/944Fremont/CAhttp://www..com/watch?v=CXpN6Kinz_g
28Frak This Racing/ Lime Tigers1976/Datsun/280ZGrimes/CA
29Team Ken1984/Mazda/Rx7Novato/Ca
30Wienerschmoker II: Electric Boogaloo1985/BMW/325eLaguna Niguel/CA
311320 Turners1986/Nissan/300ZXSan Bruno/CAwww.norcal1320.com
32The Flakes1986/Volvo/ChevolvoColfax /CA
33Caffeine Unlimited1987/bmw/e30oakland/ca
34Team California Mille1979/Alfa Romeo/Alfetta GTNovato/Ca
35Team California Mille #21976/Alfa Romeo/Alfetta GTSan Rafael/Ca
36Killer Bees1977/MG/MGBSan Jose/CAhttp://killerbeeracing.blogspot.com/
37FartRari Racing1991/Mazda/MiataGranite Bay /Cafartrariracing.com (pending)
38Death Race 2000Frankenstein’s REVENGE!1992/Mazda/MX6Fresno/CA
39Team Cant Am1983/Volvo/242TSan Leandro/CA
40Absolute Lemon Motorsports1987/BMW/325Mountain View/CAabsolutelemon.blogspot.com
41Frozen Assets1997/Plymouth/NeonShingle Springs/CA
42Beaver Domination1993/Honda/CivicFort Saskatchewan/Albertahttp://www.beaverdomination.com/
43Unknown Fluids1982/BMW/633 UberbirdHuntington Beach/CAhttp://www.UnknownFluids.com
44U.S. BureauCRAP1997/Nissan/MaximaSanta Clara/Causbureaucrap.webs.com
45HomeTown Buffet / WOO WOOO!1989/Isuzu/I-Mark RS Handling By LotusNewark/CAforum.bayza.org
46XDOG’s1986/Honda/CRXSuisun/Ca.
47Family Truckster1972/FOrd/Pinto Wagoncountry squire no less!Martinez/CA
48Festiva Royale1986/Ford/Kia/Festiva/PrideSeattle/WA
49THUNDER RACERS1989/Ford/MustangWillows/CA
50Starsky and the Bandit1974/Ford/CapriSan Francisco/CA
51Uber Vogel: Hans-Am1987/Mercedes/190ESanta Clara/CAnope
52Old Fast Auto Race Team and Sons1987/Porsche/924SSaratoga/CA[email protected]
53LOOSE NUTS CALIFORNIA1983/Mazda/RX7SUNNYVALE/CAYOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING
54Blanco Basura Racing1991/Honda/QualudeSanta Cruz/cawww.blancobasura.com
55The Cannonball Bandits1987/Toyota/Corolla FX-16Pleasanton/CAwww.cannonballbandits.com
56Team Dai Hard1989/Daihatsu/Charade CLSSimi Valley/CAdaihatsu-fans.org
57Planet Hell Racing1986/Porsche /944Santa Cruz/CA
58Bavarian Beer Wagon1985/BMW/325eSan Francisco/CA
59Tercelators’ Totally Bitchen Camaro1987/Chevrolet /CamaroYerington/NV
60Badagascar1994/Acura/IntegraAlhambra/CAwww.hollyweirdteams.com/Badagascar/Welcome.html
61Rubber Chicken Piccata Racing1988/Volvo/GLE740San Rafael/CA
62Purple Lemon Racing1969/Volkswagen/1969 BeetleWalnut Creek/CaliforniaTBA
63Rockerz in Dockerz1987/Ford/4 cylinder Mustang (88hp power chariot)Clackamas/orwww.rokkerzindokkerz.com
65Unsafe at Any Speed1965/Chevrolet/CorvairSan Francisco/CAteamunsafe.blogspot.com
66Faster Farms II: Non Rotisserie Chickens1966/Plymouth/Belvedere TWOAlameda/Cafasterfarms.blogspot.com
67Size Does Matter1967/Plymouth/Fury IIIOlympia/WAwww.rocketresto.com
68Italian Stallions aka “The Fiat”1980/Fiat/X1/9Woodside/CAwww.monkeycage.net
69DC&H Taxi Co1995/Honda/CivicSacramento/CA
70Deepest Valley Racing1989/GMC/CapriceLone Pine/CA
71Team Hurling Moss1976/BMW/2002seattle /wa
72B-Team1986/BMW/325eTorrance/CAwww.bteamfiasco.com
731UP Mother Cluckers – Well Connected Nissan Freaks1991/Nissan/SentraLong Beach/CAwww.motoiq.com
74Leftover Parts Racing1983/Mazda/RX7Del Mar/CAsites.google.com/site/leftoverpartsracing/
75Save The Whale2000/Ford/Crown VictoriaSan Bruno/CA
76Stars & Stripes Racing1985/Mazda/RX-7Castro Valley/CA
77Gimp Pimp1996/Cadillac/STSSan Jose/CA
78TSP – Drivers In Training1984/Honda/civicUnion City/CAhttp://teamstimuluspackage.blogspot.com
79Lil Smokey and the Bandit Racing1987/Toyota/MR2San Francisco/CAlilsmokeyracing.com
80Driving For Donations!1987/Acura/Legend CoupeSan Francisco/CAnone yet
81reversed darwinism II: brute force and ignorance1997/Ford/P 71 crown vicAurora/OR
82The Black Flags1983/Toyota/Celica SupraLos Angeles/CAmadmaxcar.wordpress.com
83Junk Yard Kats1983/Nissan/280 ZX-TurboSacramento/CA
84Barbarian Motorworks1986/BMW/325esSan Diego/CAwww.barbarianmw.com
85Huey Newis and the Lose1985/Ford/MustangAlameda/CAhueynewisandthelose.blogspot.com/
86The Faustest Team1986/Satan/325Los Angeles/CAwww..com/pages/The-Faustest-Team-24-hours-of-Lemons/200694375458
87ONSET/TWTM21987/Roger Smith’s General Motors/Cavalier Wagon CSEl Cerrito/CA
89An Inconvenient Car1989/Ford/Taurus SHOBattle Ground/WAwww.shosource.com
90Free Range Racing1988/Toyota/MR2Portland/ORfreerangeracing.blogspot.com
91Kamikaze Ninjas with Lasers‏‏1991/Nissan/Sentra SE-RNewark/CAWww.pirateninjaswithlasers.com
92Chim Chim Racing1983/Volkswagen/RabbitSan Jose/CA
93Guud Humor Racing1990/Ford/Ranger Extended CabCitrus Heights/California
94Bachelor Boys & The Lost One1994/Honda/Civic SedanRohnert Park/California
95Socialist Dogsledders1993/Honda/Civic Type SlowFort Saskatchewan/Albertawww.socialistdogsledders.com
96Clunkers Refuge Racing1986/Nissan/300ZXDublin/CAhttp://groups.google.com/group/zlime?hl=en
97Mustard Yellow Volvo Doing 45 in the Fast Lane1984/Volvo/244Danville/CA
98Red Rocket Racing1986/Toyota/Celica GTsacramento/california
100Rice Rocket Racing (the sequel) or RQubed1983/Datsun/Nissan/280ZXSan Ramon/CAblog.ricerocketracing.org
101REDNECK RACERS1993/ACURA/INTEGRASTOCKTON/CA.
102Hatfieldís and McCoy’s1988/Nissan/300zxFountian Valley/CAnone yet
103Punk Racing1983/mazda /rx7novato/ca
104Team Barbie1983/Mazda/RX-7Novato/CA
105Skid Row Racing1977/Chevrolet/CamaroDiscovery Bay/CAsealmarine.com
106Audi in Wonderland1995/Audi or was it DWK?/90Angels Camp/CAsites.google.com/site/audiinwonderland/
108Nerd Herd1986/Toyota/MR2Yuba City/Canerdherdracing.com
110Motoring J Style1977/Datsun/Rob Dull Special ConstructionSausalito/CA
111Sin City SCAR Wars1985/Ponticrap/FieroLas Vegas/Nevadanot available
112A+ Trailor Trash1984/Mazda/rx 7chico/Cawww.dustinjenks.com
114Zoom-Zoom… BOOM1991/Mazda/323Bakersfield/CAwww.plavanracing.com/teamzoom.htm
118Gift With Purchase1992/BMW/325isMill Valley/CA
120Autobahn Society Racing1976/BMW/2002San Francisco/CAhttp://autobahnsocietyracing.com/
121POS Delivery1991/BMW/325iSan Marcos/CAwww.posracing.com
124team power1983/bmw/633csimodesto/ca[email protected]
136LEMON DEMOLITION1990/honda /crxdiscovery bay /ca
140Diplomatic Immunity1995/Mercedes/S ClassSan Diego/CAwww.magnusracingclub.com
143Mysteries Inc. Racing1989/plymouth/voyager turboSan Jose/CAmysteriesincracing.blogspot.com
144Pandamonium Racing1990/BMW/325iMountain View/CApandamoniumracing.blogspot.com
147F-ING Renault Fromage1 Racing Team1984/Renault/AlliancePortland/OR
148Fish out of Water1984/Porsche/944Emeryville/CA
151LowerGearEpisode21988/BMW/325San Jose/CA
153A Lemon Entry1988/Ford/1988Santa Clara/CAstill haven’t figured out how to do that!
157Magnum pig1994/Toyota/CelicaOrange/CA
168Dust n Debris1994/Dodge/ShadowReno/NV
171Eyesore Racing1993/Mazda (and Dodge…)/MiataLong Beach/CAeyesoreracing.com
180Las Vegas Magic1990/Honda/CRXDenver/CO
192Dudes of Hazard1988/Toyota (Mostly)/CelicaLoomis/CA
195Team Lightning McQueen2004/Pontiac/SunfireHayward/CA
197Chicken Licken -Reburned1992/Nissan/StanzaSanta Clara/CATBD
200Redneck Racing Team(RRT)1991/Cadillac/Elk-DoradoBend/Orwww.redneckracingteam.com
245Bernal Dads Racing1984/Volvo/245San Francisco/CAhttp://www.bernaldads.org
308Magnum P.O.S.1988/Hondarrari/308 GRXSacramento/CAscrappydogsracing.com/magnum
314Heisenberg Racing1991/BMW/E30 318Redondo Beach/CAhttp://sites.google.com/site/heisenbergracing/
410Team ApathyBlown Seal Racing1989/Saab/9000 TurboVentura/CA
411Yushin Maru Racing1988/Toyota/SupraVancouver/WAyushinmaruracing.com
430Team Petty Cash1989/Jeep/CherokeeIssaquah/Washingtonwww.teampettycash.com
491Team Pyrite1990/Eagle/TalonTustin/CAsites.google.com/site/teampyrite4lemons/
500Cajun Coonasses dba Speed Racer1988/Honda/PreludeWalnut Creek/CA
555Mazdarachis1985/Mazda /RX7Signal Hill/Ca
647Hit & Run1983/BMW/320 IScotts Valley/CA
666I Wanna Roc1989/Chevrolet/CamaroSan Jose/CAiwannaroc.blogspot.com
711Carpocalypse NOW!1992/Fiat/Talon TSI AWDCosta Mesa/CAhttp://evilengineering.com/projects/lemons.html
724Runs like a Raped Ape1990/Acura/IntegraLos Gatos/CaNot yet
746Filthy Faux Ford GT402001/Ford/Escort ZX2Napa/CA
777Hit & Run II1984/Mitsubishi/starionSanta Cruz /CAna
902Rooster Juice Racing1979/Porsche/924Novato/CAwww..com/home.php#/group.php?gid=56691128061&ref=ts
911NYPD ITB1991/Mazda/323Sherman Oaks/CAhttp://s181.photobucket.com/albums/x3/ignatius_reilly/lemons/
914The Big EASY1973/Porsche/914Emeryville/CaN/A
969sierra auto recycling2000/FORD/CROWN VICRidgecrest/California
999Flamin’ Rods1987/bmw/325iscastro valley/ca
XXangry hamster racing1971/honda/Z600San Mateo/cawww.angryhamsterracing.com
XXAutomatica1990/FreeMW/325i Convt.Mill Valey/CA
XXClueless Party Vikings Vintage Racers1989/Ford/MustangCamarilo/CAN/A
XXEcurie Ecrappe Autodenta//Oakland/CAhardtuned.com
XXFast Times @ Placer High1990/Mazda/MiataGrass Valley/Ca.
XXFaulknor Auto Racing Team (FART)1986/BMW/one rusty 535iSouth San Francisco/CAForrest Faulknor ENT
XXGeo Metro-Gnome 2.01992/Geo/Metrolos angeles/ca.
XXLITTLE WOODY1986/HONDA/CRX SIFRESNO/CA
XXRockin Rollers1983/Mazda/RX-7Monte Sereno/Californiaunder development
XXSnobs on the Dole//Los Angeles/CA
XXTeam Red Bear//Campbell/CAhttp://www.teamredbear.com
XXThe channel 4 news team1991/Nissan/240sxjoppa /mdwww.driftalliance.com
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