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I AM RAM(ming this traffic light)!

I AM RAM(ming this traffic light)!

This wonderful example of crumple zone technology mixed with a dash of torque is brought to you by a resident of Alberta, Canada. Apparently, the driver of this Dodge Ram was hanging out in British Columbia, enjoying some of the local adult beverages. Bar A apparently was not as fun as what Bar B had in store for this horribly inebriated and hopefully thrown in jail plucky pilot. That is indeed a traffic light and yes, it is embedded firmly in the grille of that full-size truck.
More pics after the jump…

Dodge Ram with Lightpole stuck in grillePerhaps the driver was simply nostalgic for a classic, full-size hood ornament?
Dodge Ram with Lightpole stuck in grille
Dodge Ram with Lightpole stuck in grille
Thanks to Dave Krahn for the tip! You will receive some Pah!* in your stocking on Christmas morning.
*Not redeemable for actual Pah!
Seriously though folks… this guy is not a hoon, he is an idiot and hopefully he went to jail before he caused serious problems for anyone else. Don’t drink and drive…

By |2009-12-16T10:30:33+00:00December 16th, 2009|All Things Hoon|0 Comments

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Jeff Glucker is the co-founder and Executive Editor of . He’s often seen getting passed as he hustles either a dark blue 1974 Mercedes-Benz 280 or 1991 Mitsubishi Montero up the 405 Freeway.
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