Redusernab Asks – What Does it All Mean???

Who hasn’t imagined themselves behind the wheel of an F1 car? In that daydream, you just hop in and set a new track record, showing all those “professionals” how it’s really done. If you could live out your fantasy in real life, however, they’d strap you in and then lock one of these wheels, looking more like a scientific calculator than the tiller from your Hyundai, in front of your sweaty palms. Can you decipher them all?

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Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na BATMAN!

You’ve already installed bat-poles in the foyer, but the bat cave is mostly filled with spiders. Adam West has a restraining order against you. Your yard is littered with ineffective batarang prototypes. And worst of all, your girlfriend refuses to wear the Catwoman suit you carefully stitched out of plastic bags. Maybe you’ll take things to the next level with a Batmobile of your own!

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Vintage Dragging at 240 FPS to Puccini

Alex Kierstein August 4, 2010 In General

Some things just go well together: beer and bratwurst, beer and football, beer and beaches. What about nostalgic drag racing, in monotone slow motion, set to Italian opera? Curious? Make the jump, crank up the speakers, and prepare to be pleasantly surprised.

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Juan Manuel Fangio Punishes the World’s Sins in a Saab

Ovid described dreams (oneiroi) as the thousand sons of Hypnos, the embodiment of sleep. Of the Oneiroi, Morpheus brings forth dreams of people, Phobetor of animals, and Phantasos of the natural world. He left out , whose new video for the song “My God is an Angry God” combines lyrics worthy of Camus set to the fantastic, improbable imagery (provided by the legendarily multitalented ) of a vengeful Juan Manuel Fangio propelling a SAAB 900 SPG across a frozen Pennsylvania landscape.

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This Boot is Made For Running (at over 100MPH in the Desert)

Alex Kierstein August 2, 2010 For Sale

“I’ve lined me up a sweet machine for this one. Called the ‘Baja Boot.’ Chevy powered. Four hundred and fifty horses under the bonnet. Space frame construction. Four-wheel drive. Independant suspension. And ‘smooth’! I can notch close to a hundred over a sand wash and you better believe that’s moving.” – Steve McQueen

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Friday Eye Candy: Inside the Ferrari Factory, ’80s Style

Alex Kierstein July 30, 2010 In General

Watch the finish!

Clear 11 minutes from your schedule and watch Testarossas and 328s roll along on Maranello’s assembly line. The film is beautiful, and gives a sense of how much hand-assembly went into a Ferrari at the time.

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Norwood P4-575 Makes Your 360 Modena Feel Inadequate

Alex Kierstein July 29, 2010 In General

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the P4 ...

Let me get one thing out of the way: as you might have noticed by how many of our “OMG drool” posts are based on Fantasy Junction offerings, the Emeryville shop is like some adult Wonka factory filled with licentious delights you can’t afford and might be bad for your health. Thankfully, unlike any respectable crack dealer, they won’t give you the first hit free, because if they offered me something like a car as a gateway drug I’d steal anything not bolted to the floor to work my way up to this Norwood P4-575.

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Realignment: How a Hoon Got His Mojo Back

Alex Kierstein July 27, 2010 In General

That's my garage in the background ...

Drop into the corner, toe the brakes. Stab the throttle, clutch, slip hand off wheel to grab third, stab throttle again. 3500 RPM, clutch out, intake snarls and exhaust bleats. Apex, tires bite harder and set, more throttle, and the straight. Grab fourth, head whips around at deer on shoulder, no danger. Eyes forward, 5500 RPM, grab fifth. Trees whip by at 75. Smile.

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Playmate-Approved: Curvaceous AMX 36-24-35 For Sale

Measurements are within acceptable tolerances.

Perfect for the gentleman whose driving slippers poke out from under his silk smoking jacket, or for the prospective Playmate herself, this ’68 AMX might just have the most unique model identifier ever affixed to a product to come out of Kenosha.

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Royally Fast – The Story of the Prince Motors R380

The year is 1964. The place: Japan. Our subject is the , and they’re not going to take this affront lying down. Porsche’s 904 GTS just defeated Prince’s race-modified Skylines in their own backyard, and instead of getting angry, they’re going to get even.

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