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New Shirts: “Mechanics Only”

the_missus October 8, 2012 All Things Hoon, Featured, Bench 28 Comments

Mechanics Only

Introducing our newest shirt – Mechanics Only! Click over to the to check them out. 

Those who have been around awhile may remember this Warning Icon from one of the guibo boxes we received while building the Überbird. After some help from a reader (thanks Alex!) and the addition of our name we now have a new Redusernab Logo ready for you to wear.

Mechanics Only

Stop by and pick one up! While you’re there, pick up a decal on one of the original shirts too!


  • That's one fine looking model. Will there be a Redusernab beefcake calendar?

  • jimctu

    nice shirt :)<img src="; width="1">

    • the_missus


  • Scandinavian Flick

    Hoon softly and carry a big wrench.

    I may have to pick up one of these. The dead sexy model convinced me.

    • The Clark Kent to Superman pose…. Shit is hot!

    • jeepjeff

      If I ever need to redo my exhaust, I'm getting a louder muffler, and I carry my breaker bar with 3/4" socket instead of a normal tire iron.

  • JayP2112

    Octagons will forever be burned into my head as MG.

    • Hence the required wrench.

      • FuzzyPlushroom

        'retro' made this image for the original post, and I find it appropriate here…

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        • Apparently you've seen me work.

          • FuzzyPlushroom

            It's a mutual thing.

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          • The Professor

            A real mechanic uses a hammer and a wrench.

            • That's how you loosen the really tight nuts, if PB blaster doesn't work.

              • jeepjeff

                Loosen? I thought you jammed one of the pointy bits under the cap of the nut and whaled on it with the hammer. Note: the hammer can also help with the jamming stage.

              • will

                Amateur…. you heat it up with a torch

        • pj134

          You should make the hammer guy more gorilla like.

          At least, then it would be me.

    • JayP2112

      Like really branded. That's what I get for climbing under the car before the manifold has cooled off.

  • Hooning on a Jeep in a Hoon shirt. This olelongrooffan knows that experience quite well.

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    • Lookin' stylish, John.

  • Do you have any that are pre-stained so, you know, I don't actually have to get dirty?

  • Van_Sarockin

    'Stop Bubbas With Hardons For Spearchuckers'? Some days, you guys worry me.

    • Alcology

      is it an ewrenchtion?

  • OA5599

    You call that a wrench? This is a wrench.

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    • Van_Sarockin

      Just the thing for that loose nut behind the wheel.

  • Froggmann_

    At least there is a passable fat guy size.

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