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Redusernab Classic Captions – The 1968 Holden Monaro GTS Edition

It’s Monday, so it must be time for the Redusernab Classic Captions Contest. This is the fifth week in which I have entertained you with this feature, and you seem to like it since I haven’t received any complaints from Management. To review, I have found some classic automotive advertising and brochure images from around the web, and your job is to provide a well thought out, humorous, or off color comment matching the image provided. There are still a few of you who haven’t participated in this little feature yet, and I was wondering why? Let’s see what you can do!

Last week, the Classic Caption Posting was ripped out of the pages of the 50s, and you guys provided some sensational, and oft times very funny comments, which reverberated with the editorial staff. The comment that left its mark was one from long time commenter , who left this remark:

“Well done, fellows. While my afternoon was unsuccessful, it appears you bagged a couple of birds.”

Now let’s take a look at this weeks image. It is a brochure image from the GM Australian Subsidiary Holden, highlighting their new . The image pays homage to the mid 60s vision of the future in which we all wear a single piece of form fitting clothing. So, is she some future amazon? Is she running from an alien attack? Or has she penetrated an armed fortress and has the secret micro-dot that can guarantee all mankind (of the future) their freedom? (You can click on the image to enlarge it)

Only you can answer these questions and more. You have the next five days to come up with a great caption of this image. We, the editors, will vote for our favorite and the winner will be notified in next weeks posting. So don’t get caught in the future without a witty comment, or you may be forced to wear this type of hooded leotard in Polyester!

  • Leotards, free with every Monaro purchase*

    *Amazon not included**

    **Unless the price is right

  • Ninjas don't let other ninjas wear white.

  • Because Aliens Ate My Buick…and then drove away in my Holden.

  • chrystlubitshi

    ..and here we see the progression from the larval stage into mid-sized bee…

  • dukeisduke

    "Introducing the world's first full-body compression garment, it's the lovely Olivia Newton-John!"

  • Devin

    Spanx is trying a bit too hard to diversify their line.

  • kvhnik

    Given the what has happened to the weight of the average American (and Aussie?) in the last 4 decades, it's especially fortunate that we don't all wear unitards here in the future. <shudder>

  • –Mr. Wonka, can you send other things? Not just chocolate, I mean.

    –Anything you like.

    –What about Holdens?

    –Holdens? Hmmm. I don't really know. Suppose I could. Yes, I'm sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could. But it might have some messy results….

  • Eek

    Truck? What truck?

  • P161911

    Stigette prepares to wring out the new Holden Monaro GTS.

  • tonyola

    As part of a secret time-travel mission initiated by the Borg to get primitive Earthlings to use up their fossil fuels and weaken themselves, Seven-of-Nine introduces cybernetic muscle-car cloning technology to Holden.

  • Alff

    Producers of the original Batman series considered and rejected numerous villain concepts including "The Jizzler"

  • tempesjo

    Greetings, Earthling. Please, do not be nervous. How can I get you out of that fried out Kombi, and into the brand new 1968 Holden Monaro GTS? Let's discuss over breakfast.

  • Van Sarockin

    The new Monaro GTS – Because the Ninja goes in, before the Name goes on.

  • njhoon

    Jane always thought phone boothes were overrated, she enjoyed the back seat more.
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    Edit: First comment sort of stunk

  • skitter

    Gussy it up however you want, it's the same old parts underneath.

  • The new uranium-based yellow paint was, indeed, as bright as the designers intended. Unfortunately, any exposed skin near the car became red, inflamed, and painful, necessitating special protective garb.

  • <img src="; width="480">
    Honey, you can take the Holden today; I'm taking the plane.

    • dukeisduke

      Yikes. Cannot.Un.See.

    • Alff

      It would appear that much about Tron Guy is virtual.

      • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

        No, it's just that the Users suddenly seem smaller than ever to the Programs.

  • SSurfer321

    The Aussie version of Kill Bill switched the colors of the leotard and car to avoid copyright infringement.

    • Snap_Understeer

      everything really is upside down in Oz

  • alcology

    I didn't know Corey Hart's mom was australian.

  • Snap_Understeer

    she'll take off that leotard faster than you can peel out from the scene of the crime

  • PrawoJazdy

    The Operator guarantee's success of ejaculation. He will send his men into the great unknown as fast as he can and in style to boot.

    Please please please let someone get the reference.

    • Rockford_Brodie

      Everything You Wanted To Know We Sex(But Were Afraid To Ask)?

      • coupeZ600


  • PrawoJazdy

    1968. When the cars were so awesome you made the women wear sterile suits before they got in an messed things up.

  • $kaycog

    I'll be beholden to whoever gets me out of this body suit.

    • Alff

      I'll be holden on to this end right here – you just step on out.

  • scroggzilla

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    "M'eh……it's been done." – Diabolik

  • Some say she escaped a maximum security penitentiary in a Holden Monaro GTS.

    Still other say she is actually a he…

    All we know is, its called the Stig.

  • RogueInLA

    Cleverly disguised, McGyver was able to escape from the maximum security wing, building his escape vehicle from items commonly found in any Austrailian prison.

  • pj134

    It kind of screams that it is the original "Unpimp ze auto" to me.

    • Crikey! Ah'd unpimp ya ride for ya there, Mate, but I think that Sheila's actually ace to have a go wid'it!

  • RichardKopf

    Just think gents, if your sperm was in a Holden, she'd be pregnant by now.

    Penetration: At Holden, it's more than just a marketing term.

  • 2 sexxy cute

    Thanks for the stripe! I keep forgetting which side of these back-asswards Aussie Chevelles is the driver's, and I don't want anyone to know I'm a blond.

  • Rockford_Brodie

    You gotta know when to Holden,
    Know when to Falcon…

  • "Shrink tubing and a hairdryer!"
    -Frank Zappa

  • coupeZ600

    The hood-mounted rearward-facing search lamps were intended to help aid her escape, but had quite the opposite effect (the bright white jumpsuit didn't help either, unless she stood on the roof).

  • The new '68 Holden: The Choice of Seamen Everywhere!

  • dragon951

    Hello! I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

  • Charles_Barrett

    "Dammit, who put the steering wheel on THIS side…? I just flew in from New York for this photo-shoot and I called 'shotgun' 'cause I'm too tired to drive…"

  • McQueen

    " Holden of Austrailia would like to congratulate Alice Suitsotight , the womens reigning World Speed Skating Champion with a new Monaro GTS . Remember folks if you want to be as quick as Alice come down to your local Holden dealer and skate away with a deal , the platforms are smooth and the styling is cutting edge . "